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[entreats]

[ Days in Haven have been pretty busy lately - first the chaos with all those kidnapped people returning, and now that weird new area opening - but the nights are still as quiet as ever, Ange finds. And without Senji in the next bed over to harass like in the apartments, Ange suddenly almost feels a little lonely in her room in the new housing.

Not that she'd ever admit that, of course. It's much easier to just excuse the fact she's randomly browsing through the pictures of the people in Haven on her phone by telling herself she can't sleep anyway.

And while others might consider calling someone you haven't spoken to in ages all of a sudden in the middle of the night desperate, that's at least one concern that doesn't even cross Ange's mind when she decides to ring up Jean at literally 2 am. ]

Hey. [ At least Ange has mastered the art of sounding entirely casual no matter the circumstances.. ] Are you asleep?

[ SUP.... ]

[nullsided]

[ Jean originally kept himself occupied when the kidnapping first began until he was brought back home for a brief amount of time, only to come back with everything gone to shit. Titans were running around everywhere and he was lacking the equipment to help anyone, but to say that kept him away from the chaos was an absolute lie; and it's because of that experience that he's kept himself in his room for so long.

Fortunately he was still able to sleep at night without the constant nightmare of being forced into the mouth of a friend and almost swallowed whole. He's been having better dreams lately, and maybe that's why he sounds more than just a little grumpy when he receives the call.

But then the realization hits that the voice belonged to the girl that he had spoken to long ago. Remembering their final conversation where he had basically left for her to die while he went to save himself.

He still felt bad for it, too. ]

I was. [ He rubs the bridge of his nose. ] What's up?

[ IS THIS A BOOTY CALL... ]

[entreats]

[ Her tone is probably also since she didn't know about his little adventure straight into Eren's mouth.. but then again, even if she did know she probably would have tried to sound as indifferent towards it as possible, so in the end it doesn't make much of a difference. ]

Ah, not much. [ Jean might only wish he actually got booty calls, but in the end, it's something far more pathetic than that as Ange stretches on her bed, apparently not caring she just woke him up. ]

I just randomly started wondering "geez, I wonder if that guy ever got over that whole birthday party problem". I couldn't put it out of my mind and couldn't even sleep.. [ Okay, that's technically a lie, she just couldn't sleep in general. But with Ange being Ange she might as well put a spin on it. ] It must be the first time you've kept a girl up at night.

[nullsided]

You really need new hobbies if that's what you think about at night. [ Sighs! ] And just so you know that the party happened and she liked it a lot!

[ He thinks. ]

Seriously, is this how you start conversations with someone you haven't spoken to in months!? I don't want to hear crap like that! [ Especially since he still had a lot to say that he never could due to the events so far. So he calms, a loud sigh coming from his end as he rubs his eyes. ] Can you not sleep?

[entreats]

[ If she's bothered by any of the - completely valid - points he brings up, then she sure doesn't sound like it. Although she at least waits for him to stop raving about everything and ask that last question before she answers. ]

Nope. [ She admits that much honestly, at least, even though it still sounds casually lazy more than anything else. ]

And I'm not exactly the milk and cookies type to get myself to sleep.

[ So that's why she's harassing Jean instead. Great idea, right. ]

voicemail, nov 5th

[predictory]

[ When the message starts, rather than words, there's nothing but vivacious laughter and the furious clicking of her heels against the floor. She sounds out of breath, even her hands are even shaking a bit— ]

Hey, Jean!

Ready to go die for what you believe in??

[nullsided]

[ Oh what the fuck.

Calls her back like two minutes later. ]

What the hell are you talking about?

[predictory]

About time you called back! Took you long enough! Cecil did something brilliant just now.

[ She answers immediately, having already prepared her answer. ]

Stupidly brilliant!

[nullsided]

It took me like one extra minute. [ Impatient much? ]

And what did he do, exactly?

[predictory]

You already know my answer. [ Something like ''I counted'' or ''you're wrong''. ]

He broke it.

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[nullsided]

i don't have 12 hoes

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ok get me one microscope stat